Spunky Junk, Custom Semen Necklace

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Your Ejaculate

We take your submitted material, (your ejaculate) and create an art piece that can be worn with pride.  It's a 'pearl necklace' that can be worn discreetly by a partner as fetish jewelry or as a memento of your vitality. 

Custom Made

Once you place your order, we'll mail our submission kit that includes instructions, a plastic syringe for collection and an envelope to return it.  Once received, you can expect to receive your custom pendant in 7-10 days.

No Judgement

People buy Father of Pearl jewelry for many reasons, and we promise not to judge you for any of them.  It's a great gift for a lover or to commemorate a vasectomy.  

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